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weighty matters - 07 August 2008
So, just what's wrong with the word obese?
Radovan and Miliband - 31 July 2008
War crimes... They're not really as bad as peace crimes are they?
Darwinism - 24 July 2008
Yes, I enjoy watching cars going round a tiny ring road.
'Cutting' knife crime - 16 July 2008
Gordon Brown appears to have a new hand gesture coach...
G8-gate - 10 July 2008
So now Brown want us to recycle food... Like John Precott?
Floods and shootings - 26 June 2008
Verdict on the floods which left 13 dead? Unlucky for some.
Smiling nurses Bridgend curses - 18 June 2008
President Nicolas Sarkozy wants WHAT...?
42 days and 26 dolphins - 12 June 2008
I have no beef with dolphins. Just saying it was a stupid thing to do.
Cigarettes and Paedophiles - 05 June 2008
Paedos and smokers are in season again.
A message from Crewe - 28 May 2008
Prezza: No appetite for ousting Brown. & he knows appetite.
Various monsters... - 22 May 2008
And another thing: who the hell is this Embryo Bill character?
Brown and Burma: catastrophes - 14 May 2008
David Wright Milliband! Did you say Brown wasn't a prickly character??
No 'c' in cannabis - 09 May 2008
It really is a half-baked idea. (no pun intended) (OK pun intended).
Elections and cellars - 01 May 2008
An Austrian take on these recurring cellar episodes...
Bulimic? Prescott? - 22 April 2008
Mr. Prescott, are you *sure* you had bulimia?...
Britain's worst family - 10 April 2008
The family that gives chavs a bad name...
Noble necessary and just - 21 March 2008
It's that bloody llama up to his old tricks again.
Darling, Bush and Hillary - 14 March 2008
Would that be the same war we won in 2003?
Oh Bummer - 06 March 2008
Obama - brother - how could you do this to me?
serious news not taken seriously - 27 February 2008
"He's known as Mr. Wright is he?"
Causing a scene - 20 February 2008
What has Darfur got to do with the price of milk, Mr. Spielberg?
Mac and me - 31 January 2008
Who am I to say he's innocent...
Two Faced - 19 December 2007
Why Ayman Al Zawahiri is not from Newcastle.
JD and Jokes - 13 December 2007
You won't find any canoe puns around these parts. No sir.
Face Time - 05 December 2007
Gillian, may I suggest you avoid working with children or animals?
face time - 28 November 2007
Kevin, please don't do that when you meet the Queen...
now then... - 21 November 2007
Knox's DNA 'near' the handle? Can the girl not hold a knife?
facetime - 14 November 2007
Is anyone not under house arrest? Well Dominos must be happy.
Facetime - 06 November 2007
Pervez under house arrest? How embarrassing for the lad...
Facetime - 30 October 2007
Shouldn't they be calling it blackemail by now?
Face Time - 23 October 2007
I'm sorry, the Turks have voted to send troops INTO Iraq?
FT - 16 October 2007
How does that man pronounce 'terrorist' as a one-syllable word?
Space Time - 09 October 2007
What the $%&* is so good about Sputnik anyway?
More Face Time - 02 October 2007
We're not all obsessed with violence, Gord...
Face Time - 26 September 2006
have there seriously been 16 popes called Benedict?
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