Heat magazine

Heat magazine

I do wish girls would read the newspapers a bit more rather than busying themselves with Heat, Take a Break and Hello! If they did, then perhaps they’d know that a Lesbian is a native of Lesbos and that a dyke is a land fortification, and it is with these defintions in mind that I shout such words across crowded bars at whichever frigid prick-tease has just sent me packing.

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Hailing from Lesbos (2008-07-09 12:46:18)

I agree with what you say. But also, people should stop reading heat cos it's SHIT.