Breast-feeding: right or wrong in public?

Breast-feeding: right or wrong in public?

I've been going to my local Italian restaurant for twenty-odd years, and so felt fairly within my rights to ask the woman next to me to stop breast-feeding her 'wee bairn' after the pallid mammary dropped like a hanged man out from underneath her t-shirt and the tiny Highlander started to suckle noisily. The waiter told me it would be illegal for him to stop her, and I was hoping a reader of yours might have some advice on how to deal with this situation in the future?

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Harry (2008-07-07 14:59:48)

Yeah-stop being so gay. What do you want her kid to do, starve? You won't complain when it's a twenty year old yummy mummy next time. Jeese.

Geoff Geoffery (2008-05-21 12:19:55)

I suggest you vomit lavishly in her lap every time said udders emerge.

James wron-gun (2008-05-19 12:54:39)

Do any of your readers ever wonder whether women get turned on by having a little tyke suckle at her breast?? they must do... if they just shut their eyes and pretent it was some hunky stallion they could get a lot of joy instead of complaining about cracked nipples.