Britney Spears marriage to Kevin Federline was a sham....(watch vid). And BRITNEY SPEARS ON X FACTOR: We can't WAIT!

but didn't we know as much already. The pop princess Britney Spears talks about life with K-fed and that she liked ' the idea of marriage' but shouldn't have tied the knot with him. What we didn't know was that Britters shaving her head  wasn't a result of her losing the plot and doing the craziest whackiest thing she could think of; it was a result of the drug test she was threatened with by K-Fed's legal team in order that he get custody of their kids. Drugs show up in your hair for ages after, doncha know..

Anyway - Britney Spears on X factor? 29th November GET IN! Take your bets here....Free ten pound bet on every sign up; who's it going to be?

Diana/ JLS or Alexandra??? Bets on Diana though JLS also strong contender cos of all the kids going berserk over them.

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Kerry Katona just dropped by MTV.

Kerry Katona's alcoholism gets worse and worse: After £15,000 worth of plastic surgery and a disastrous appearance on This Morning, Kerry Katona STILL can't get no work; MTV has dropped her for fear of her harming herself even more.... Kerry spotted with Mark Croft outside her house. For more: celeb Kerry Katona special offer for Celeb gossip monger Celebrity Whip readers... scroll down

Jessica Biel naked: Jessica Biel is a stripper for new film

Do we get to see a Jessica Biel nipple slip? the Biel plays a stripper in new film: Powder Blue and she gets totally naked.

The Trousersnake Timberlake was at another wedding in Italy (scroll down for the lovely pic) supporting Jessica Biel who was a bridesmaid (see previous celeb gossip entry on Cameron Diaz being a bridesmaid). When is the Timberlake going to pop the question? Soon, we think.

Jessica Biel plays a stripper in new film Powder Blue

Jessica Biel as a bridesmaid holding hands with the trousersnake who is looking insufferably smug. (well i spose you would be too).

Shiver me Timbers: The trousersnake is shaking his twanger in a leotard on Saturday night live as Beyonce's backing dancer. Britney's obviously scarred him. Justin Timberlake - when he was going out with Cameron Diaz: They were at a wedding in Cordes sur ciel, France - Cameron's best friend and make up artist Gucci Westman was getting married and Cameron was bridesmaid. (Seriously - why the f*ck would any bride do that to themselves?? ) Apparently Cam's skin was quite bad but she still looked stunning and Justin did an impromptu set and that was all anyone could really remember about the wedding...NB never get any A listers to come to your wedding no matter how cool you think you are.

bezzy mates Cameron Diaz (left) and Gucci Westman (Cam's make up artist)

Kate moss driving a taxi

Celeb gossip: Kate Moss - driving a taxi with boyfriend Jamie Hince and her daughter Lila on the way to the pub. She bumps into Jason Donovan on the way who declined a lift from the supermodel (whose nose seems to be increasingly collapsing in on itself).

There was a story going round recently that Moss  was boozing away when little Lila grace, who was sitting on mummy's knee, said ' please can i try your drink mummy'. Mummy Moss quickly swatted her hand away and told her to 'shut up and let Mummy do her thing and stop harassing her'. Lila duly did told and shut the f&ck up whilst Mummy Moss glugged back white wine and white lines.

According to holymoly.com, Kate Moss and Jamie Hince are expected to make a big announcement in the next couple of weeks. Will keep you posted.

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