http://www.eyebrowmagazine.comEyebrow Magazine http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/__data/assets/image/0008/125/eyebrow_logo.gifhttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.comhttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/eyebrow_knows2/megan_fox_strips04 July 2008eyebrow mediaUnbelievable uncensored video of women breaking objects with her rather large breasts on America's Got talent. Safe for work. Just.http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/visual_treats/eyebrow_moment_of_the_week/americas_got_talent03 July 2008eyebrow mediahttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/eyebrow_knows2/christopher_hitchens_is_waterboarded03 July 2008eyebrow mediaDoes anyone know why I’m supposed to think that the drop in house prices is such a terrifying prospect? If they fell ninety per cent or so I might finally be able to buy one, and stop working fifteen days of every month for my twat of a landlord.http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/smoking_room/house_prices03 July 2008Anna SpannerDoes anybody know the name for the face you pull when you’re trying to give the impression that the shitting dog on the end of the lead you’re holding isn’t yours?http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/smoking_room/andy_murray_and_pulling_faces03 July 2008Tim HenmaniaMum dragged me and my sister to Homebase the other day, and we were each allowed to choose the one product which we thought would be most useful in a medieval battle.http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/smoking_room/the_homebase_debate03 July 2008Charles Spare-PartWatching the Transformers film the other day I took five minutes out from thinking frankly unnatural thoughts about that girly in ithttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/smoking_room/fit_girl_in_transformers03 July 2008Si TechOur son’s starting at a new school in September, and though we don’t live all that close it’s really high in the league tables so we glued his fingers together when he sat the Eleven Plus.http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/Ask_The_Extremist/mr._potato_head03 July 2008Claredo something less destructive to society, such as patronising those hookers who sit in windows, their vaginas puffing eerily on Nicorette inhalers whilst nobody watcheshttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/Politics/Dutch_stoners_stop_smoking_dope03 July 2008James PryorLesbianism (or ‘bianism) can save careers. Ellen. Rosie O’Donnell. Jodie Foster. All of these ‘bians were nothing before they started wearing comfortable shoes and actually meaning it when they said ‘no.’http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/Entertainment/lindsay_lohan_and_samantha_ronson_lesbian_lovers03 July 2008Nick SmallSo, apparently, Madonna Louise Ciccone, first lady of pop, emancipator of women, sexual deviant and lapsed Catholic, is splitting from her husband.http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/Entertainment/madonna_and_guy_ritchie_justify_my_love02 July 2008Sophie GilbertMugabe behaves like a petulant two year old and really throws his toys out the pramhttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/visual_treats/eyebrow_moment_of_the_week/robert_mugabe_shouts_at_itn_journalist01 July 2008eyebrow mediahttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/eyebrow_knows2/britney_wearing_no_knickers01 July 2008eyebrow mediahttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/eyebrow_knows2/trailer_for_the_new_bond_film_quantum_of_solace01 July 2008eyebrow mediahttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/eyebrow_knows2/glastonbury_disasters30 June 2008eyebrow mediahttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/catchy_heading/hey_big_spender_hrh_brenda30 June 2008How to rake in the dough? Send out Wills in a helicopter? Get Charles to ride from town to town on his horse (sorry, Camilla)? Rig Diana’s bones up to dance a hilarious jig every time a shiny penny is placed in the slot?http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/Politics/HRH_Brenda_on_a_big_spender30 June 2008William BredenA song about Gordon Brown to mark the end of his first year in office. And his political career.http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/visual_treats/ebtv/happy_anniversary_gordon27 June 2008eyebrow mediaThe trouble is, I’d be a fool to offer odds longer than 4:1 on the grimacing fool acceding to a similar stunt, perhaps giving the readers of Cosmopolitan an enticing glimpse into his beigely Presbyterian sex-lifehttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/Politics/Sweet_Home_a_lObama27 June 2008James Pryorhttp://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/eyebrow_knows2/mini_me_verne_troyer_in_sex_tape27 June 2008eyebrow media