Jessica Biel naked: Jessica Biel is a stripper for new film

Do we get to see a Jessica Biel nipple slip? the Biel plays a stripper in new film: Powder Blue and she gets totally naked.

The Trousersnake Timberlake was at another wedding in Italy (scroll down for the lovely pic) supporting Jessica Biel who was a bridesmaid (see previous celeb gossip entry on Cameron Diaz being a bridesmaid). When is the Timberlake going to pop the question? Soon, we think.

Jessica Biel plays a stripper in new film Powder Blue

Jessica Biel as a bridesmaid holding hands with the trousersnake who is looking insufferably smug. (well i spose you would be too).

Shiver me Timbers: The trousersnake is shaking his twanger in a leotard on Saturday night live as Beyonce's backing dancer. Britney's obviously scarred him. Justin Timberlake - when he was going out with Cameron Diaz: They were at a wedding in Cordes sur ciel, France - Cameron's best friend and make up artist Gucci Westman was getting married and Cameron was bridesmaid. (Seriously - why the f*ck would any bride do that to themselves?? ) Apparently Cam's skin was quite bad but she still looked stunning and Justin did an impromptu set and that was all anyone could really remember about the wedding...NB never get any A listers to come to your wedding no matter how cool you think you are.

bezzy mates Cameron Diaz (left) and Gucci Westman (Cam's make up artist)

Kate moss driving a taxi

Celeb gossip: Kate Moss - driving a taxi with boyfriend Jamie Hince and her daughter Lila on the way to the pub. She bumps into Jason Donovan on the way who declined a lift from the supermodel (whose nose seems to be increasingly collapsing in on itself).

There was a story going round recently that Moss  was boozing away when little Lila grace, who was sitting on mummy's knee, said ' please can i try your drink mummy'. Mummy Moss quickly swatted her hand away and told her to 'shut up and let Mummy do her thing and stop harassing her'. Lila duly did told and shut the f&ck up whilst Mummy Moss glugged back white wine and white lines.

According to holymoly.com, Kate Moss and Jamie Hince are expected to make a big announcement in the next couple of weeks. Will keep you posted.

Diana Vickers X factor looking a bit chirpier.

Diana Vickers will probably perform on this Saturday's X factor. Doctors say she is ok though she is still complaining (puts hand by face in annoying manner) of a 'sore throat'.

Jodie Marsh tonguing her 'girlfriend.'

No words on this one....

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