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Gordon ‘Prudence’ Brown is having a torrid time of it at the moment.

The Tories, the Lib Dems, the old Blairites, the populace and even his own backbenchers are lining up to stick it to the man. 

Wham! A telling right hook from the left of the party over the abolition of the 10p tax band.

Years of cowering terrified in the shadows have been reversed as they hurriedly read up on socialism in the dictionary. Realisation suddenly dawns on these sometime sycophants who fear their majorities will melt away. 

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Smack! Lord Levy ‘reveals’ that Blair thought Brown would be a liability and lose to Cameron in an election. Blair denies it but it would hardly be a shock if he did say it. Frankly, he’s starting to look like a fucking genius in comparison. 

Twat! David Cameron tries to finish the PM off but of course cannot commit to reinstating the tax band if he were in power (it’s a good old Tory policy after all). Instead he tries to claim crime is on the rise (it isn’t). 

Such ineptitude from the opposition must give Brown some crumb of comfort.

Cameron should be shouting ‘House Prices!’ at the top of his voice until he wins the election but instead he’s distracted by each new calamity as it occurs and offers nothing in its place.

Clegg and the Limp Dems are worse than useless. They should be jumping on the tax thing and running with it but they got all confused about their economic policy a while ago and are now concentrating on not fornicating with anything for a while, at least not in public. 

The shambles that is the Government’s back-pedalling on the tax issue should mean opportunities for the left of the Labour Party to win some concessions on policy in return for their support until the next election (whenever the fuck that might be).

However, it appears most of them have resigned themselves to losing the election and are seeking to secure their own positions by coming out anti-Brown as much as possible. 

The irony of it all is that by now the PM should have been voted in and enjoying his first full term.

Brown had his chance at a comfortable election and shat himself over the threat of Inheritance Tax.

Now the economic boom that Labour have capitalised on for so many years looks like it has come to kick them in the arse. 

Gordon Brown is the Prime Minister that we were told we all wanted but may well end up being the man nobody votes for. If you listen carefully you can just hear Tony laughing. 

David Cameron is waiting. Be careful what you wish for.