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"Hard drugs were the obvious next step, and Peaches Geldof does have a legacy to live up to in this respect"

 

Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof is to be interviewed by police after being secretly filmed buying cocaine from the very same man who taped Amy Jade Winehouse not so secretly smoking crack. 

If you read London Lite you have most likely seen the moon-faced daughter of Sir Bob gadding around London with sadly unironic T4 presenters, but may still be in the dark as to what she actually does for a living. That’s okay. So’s she. 

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Trash pussies: Does exactly what it says on the can

Being the offspring of a celebrity, her options are limited to modelling, jewellery design, TV presenting and DJing. As her papa was a “musician” and owns a television company she has gravitated towards these worlds, producing programmes for Sky One about teen sex and forming one half of DJ duo Trash Pussies. 

The hard hitting journalist then did a documentary for Channel 4 - The Beginner's Guide To Islam – travelling to Morocco and giving the audience useful insights like ‘it reminds me a bit of Camden Market. There's a mosque on every corner. In a sense, the vibe here is very Islamic.’ Shocking. 

Peaches’ activist father once boasted that he got into music ‘to get rich, get famous and get laid,’ and with names like Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie, it’s unsurprising he has sired such shallow celebutante kids. They are England’s answer to the Hilton sisters, just poorer and fatter. 

Hard drugs were the obvious next step, and Peaches does have a legacy to live up to in this respect. Her mother Paula Yates died as a result of being someone the coroner described as ‘an unsophisticated taker of heroin’ who took a ‘foolish and incautious’ overdose. This does of course invite the question: would a sophisticated taker of heroin take a smart and calculated overdose? 

Will Self says they would. 

In the video, Peaches is seen handing over the money and asking for valium for the next day. According the The Sun it’s common practice for drug takers to use the tranquilliser to help them “come down” from a drugs “binge.” 

A police source said: ‘She will be interviewed some time this week and asked to explain what is happening in the video and why she is handing money over to the couple. Then everyone will laugh at whatever excuse she comes up with.’ 

Jonny Blagrove – the man The Sun named and shamed as the dealer in question said the allegations were ‘absolute rubbish, absolute garbage….I don't know where you got your information from. If that gets printed I’ll have something to say about it.’ 

Well, here you are Blagrove. Knock yourself out.