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Hey Big Spender: HRH Brenda

As Queen Lizzie toys with the idea a public phone-in to get us to part with some of our hard-earned coffers, Mouth-breather Brown is also on the razz with our cash on his first year anniversary as PM...

Entertainment

Lesbian loving: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

03 July 2008

Lesbianism (or ‘bianism) can save careers. Ellen. Rosie O’Donnell. Jodie Foster. All of these ‘bians were nothing before they started wearing comfortable shoes and actually meaning it when they said ‘no.’

Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce?

02 July 2008

So, apparently, Madonna Louise Ciccone, first lady of pop, emancipator of women, sexual deviant and lapsed Catholic, is splitting from her husband.

Politics

Dutch shtoners, stop smoking dope...

03 July 2008

do something less destructive to society, such as patronising those hookers who sit in windows, their vaginas puffing eerily on Nicorette inhalers whilst nobody watches

HRH Brenda on a big spender

30 June 2008

How to rake in the dough? Send out Wills in a helicopter? Get Charles to ride from town to town on his horse (sorry, Camilla)? Rig Diana’s bones up to dance a hilarious jig every time a shiny penny is placed in the slot?

Zimbabwe elections

Ask The Extremist

Mr. Potato head

03 July 2008

Our son’s starting at a new school in September, and though we don’t live all that close it’s really high in the league tables so we glued his fingers together when he sat the Eleven Plus.

EBWTF

The weirdest stories from around the world this week...

Smoking Room

Heat magazine

I do wish girls would read the newspapers a bit more rather than busying themselves with Heat, Take a Break and Hello!

eyebrow knows

Top secret celeb and political gossip that you'll never read anywhere else...A-listers beware.

Poll

Coming soon...

Face Time

eyebrow media

"Verdict on the floods which left 13 dead? Unlucky for some."

EBTV

Happy Anniversary Gordon

Happy Anniversary Gordon

A song about Gordon Brown to mark the end of his first year in office. And his political career.

Eyebrow Teaser

Jokes of the week

Well what do you know? We have a new JOKES section.

EB Moment of the week

America's got Talent

Unbelievable uncensored video of women breaking objects with her rather large breasts on America's Got talent. Safe for work. Just.

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  • Politics
    • Gordon calling
    • Tube wars
    • In defence of Robert Mugabe
    • Life, the Universe and David Davis: The Answer is 42
    • Iranium
    • Undercover in the Trade Unions
    • What's on Obama's iPod?
    • HRH Brenda on a big spender
    • Dutch shtoners, stop smoking dope...
  • Entertainment
    • Devil may or may not care: James Bond is back
    • 50 cent: A bad penny?
    • Deyh Aaiyt...
    • How Lohan you go?
    • The Real Deal: Coleen and Wayne
    • R Kelly: The Pied Piper of urine
    • David Beckham gets his kit off
    • John Leslie's Rape Case
    • Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce?
    • Lesbian loving: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
  • EBWTF
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  • Visual Treats
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    • Face Time
    • Eyebrow Moment of the Week
    • Eyebrow Teaser
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  • Smoking Room
    • film game
    • Breast-feeding: right or wrong in public?
    • Can anyone suggest a new fantasy?
    • There We Are Then
    • baby slime
    • Paedo shame
    • douboil trouble
    • Heat magazine
    • Chris Tarrant's pain
    • Rugby rules
    • Coldplay
    • BAE
    • Going out with a schoolboy
    • Robert Mugabe
    • Lap-dancing clubs
    • Martyn Gilleard
    • Fit girl in Transformers
    • The homebase debate
    • Andy Murray and pulling faces
    • house prices
  • Ask The Extremist
    • Root vegetables and railway sleepers
    • Tea-Bag tension
    • Tolerating tolerance
    • Virtual eternity
    • Fair to the au pair
    • Culturally sensitive parts
    • This digital life
    • Gap year casualties
    • A heart is not a political football
    • Recruiting penguins for terrorist atrocities
    • Dress for the occasion
    • Pastry-maker
    • Basque in the sunshine
    • Gay Monk
    • To kill or not to kill
    • Mint jelly
    • Wedded bliss
    • Mr. Potato head
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